Beginning:
I’m watching The Interview. It’s on Netflix now. So many people said it was terrible. Wasn’t worth all the commotion because it’s such a shitty movie. So far it’s pretty funny. I like Seth Rogen and James Franco a lot. They have awesome chemistry. “The supreme leader has no butthole. He has no need for one.” I dare any movie to top that line.
Middle:
Anyway, I commissioned Wayne Marcelli to make an alter of Shardless Agent as soon as I heard Wizards unbanned Shardless BUG.
Full art, totally unplayable.
I’m gonna frame it and hang it in my apartment next to my PS4. Long live Shardless BUG.
End:
“Have you seen Mean Girls?” My roommate asked me.
“Yes,” I reply.
“That CIA agent in The Interview is the goth girl in Mean Girls,” she lies.
“No way.”
“Yes way.”
I looked it up. My roommate was right.
Matt Jones (born 1980, Rochester, New York) is an artist living and working in Brooklyn, NY. Matt works between a variety of inter-related genres that explore mythology, archaeology, ancient history, theoretical physics, comedy, and the paranormal—all developed and inspired by research and personal experience. Together his bodies of work form a way for Matt to evaluate, negotiate, and play with the world around him. You can check out his art at www.mattjonesrules.com. Matt’s played Magic since early 1995, took a break for a decade or so, and came back to the game the weekend after the New Phyrexia release. With Hugh Kramer he formed New York’s Team Draft League and is one of the original writers for Hipsters of the Coast. Matt’s been sober for seven years.